When The Force Flows (2015)

When the Force flows

Chagall
December 10, 2015

- Prompted by #HipHopStarWars

Lyrics:

Never be a Sith, never have a creed
Dark Side's just a spiral of destruction, lust and greed
I see, I seek something deep inside
and the finer things of life and love which can't be denied

So I make my own mind up which side's up
And which side's upside down
Gonna train hard, best part
Gonna get out of this damn town

Just remember my heart centre
Enter the wisdom within
I spin the crucible of galaxies
Ecstasies, realities on a whim
Did you know?
When the Force flows it glows
When the Force flows


Never be a Jedi, never submit
The Council calls themselves wise but they've never lived it
Light Side is blind which is plain to see
But it's cool to be a Force Ghost for eternity

So I make my own mind up which side's up
And which side's upside down
Gonna live right, gonna apply
Live to be proud when I die

Just remember my heart centre
Enter the wisdom within
I spin the crucible of galaxies
Ecstasies, realities on a whim
Did you know?
When the Force flows it glows
When the Force flows

The Long, Sad Saga of Not Playing KOTOR (2009)

The Long, Sad Saga of Not Playing KOTOR

Tagged As:

folk cheese geekery starwars jedipop

Liner Notes:

A couple of days before FAWM 2009, I got a really bad cold, and wanted to do nothing but curl up with blankets and soup and KOTOR. Really, really craving a good game of Pazaak, some ship-to-ship fights... Star Wars sound effects... blaster and lightsaber battles...

Lyrics:

Going to play KOTOR and going to play with blasters, oooh
Going to play KOTOR and going to play with lightsabers too
Gee this is really crashing and giving weird errors
What the hell is going on?

I found the discs and couldn't find the serial
Couldn't find the serial
Couldn't find the serial
For the life of me

I finally realized that KOTOR doesn't have one
KOTOR doesn't have one
KOTOR doesn't have one
Gosh I feel silly

Going to play KOTOR and going to play with blasters, oooh
Going to play KOTOR and going to play with lightsabers too
Gee this is really crashing and the videos are half untextured
What the hell is going on?

I thought it was my DVD drive going all to hell
But then I found the error of my ways
KOTOR was coded in the golden olden days
Long before dual cpu - and we've got quadcores now!

My ancient dinosoar, still won't play my KOTOR
Because my computer's got two cores

So to avoid all the hassle, I uninstalled
And went to install on the laptop
Which is even older and has only one processor

Going to play KOTOR and going to play with blasters, oooh
Going to play KOTOR and going to play with lightsabers too -
But the second install disc is corrupt!
SINCE I INSTALLED IT LAST NIGHT!

WTF WTF WTF!
WTF WTF WTF!

I already uninstalled it from the desktop
So I couldn't just copy the files over and edit the registry
And my friend who also owns it was babysitting and couldn't bring it over
So now, to play my game
I've got to PIRATE A GAME I ALREADY BOUGHT!
I'm going to PIRATE A GAME I ALREADY BOUGHT!

Going to play KOTOR and going to play with blasters, oooh
Going to play KOTOR and going to play with lightsabers too
Going to play KOTOR and going to play with blasters, oooh
Going to play KOTOR WOOOHOOOO!

Cookies (I Wanna Be A Jedi) - (2015)

FAWM 2015

Cookies (I Wanna Be A Jedi) - (04 - Lyrics - Feb 05)

2015-02-05 @ 06:26am
tags: geeky dorky star wars geekpop

Cookies need no introduction.

Lyrics

Why does the dark side get everything cool
Red lightsabers, black leather and the signature mysterious cloak
Black forest cakes and cookies to make us all drool
Makes the light side look like a joke...

Well...

Someday
I'm gonna bake light side cookies
To make the dark side pay!

(Vengeance leads to the dark side, my young apprentice)

...Oh yeah

Someday
I'm gonna bake light side cookies
To make the people say

I wanna be a Jedi for their cookies
Nobody died to bring me these delicious delights
Almost makes up for the lack of romantic nights
I wanna be a Jedi for their cookies

Well, does the light side get anything cool?
Sure we've got lightsabers - any colour that's not red
(My apprentice, we're the good side, stop playing the fool
The dark side just makes people dead)

Someday
I'm gonna bake light side cookies
Force the dark side to obey

(Aggression leads to the dark side, my young apprentice)

...Oh yeah

Someday
I'm gonna bake light side cookies
For everyone to say

I wanna be a Jedi for their cookies
Nobody died to bring me these delicious delights
Almost makes up for the lack of romantic nights
I wanna be a Jedi for their cookies

(We're welcomed in all coordinates across the galaxies
And there's only once or twice been dark side wookiies
One other thing besides
The cookies are a lie
You think pure evil wouldn't do misleading advertising?!)
The dark side doesn't have cookies?
What do they feed their students - pie? I like pie...

(You don't like pie made from the other students, my young apprentice)

...Oh yeah

(Someday
You're gonna bake light side cookies
And everyone will say)

Aww

I wanna be a Jedi for their cookies
Nobody died to bring me these delicious delights
Almost makes up for the lack of romantic nights
I wanna be a Jedi for their cookies