Candy Crush Is Crushing Me (2015)

FAWM 2015

Candy Crush Is Crushing Me (26 - Lyrics - Feb 28)

2015-03-01 @ 04:49am
tags: chiptune needs-collab needs-music geek lyrics-only

AAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lyrics

So depressed
Down in despair
Is this an owl
Or an owlbear

I've pulled so many miracle moves
Out of my ass
Yet somehow I lose
YOU SHALL NOT PASS

Candy Crush is crushing me
Can't you see, it's driving me crazy-y-y-y-y-y-y-i
Candy Crush is crushing me
Candy Crush is crushing me

This level is nuts
This isn't candy
I need a new distraction
Game's way too demanding

I've pulled so many miracle moves
Out of my ass
Yet somehow I lose
YOU SHALL NOT PASS

Candy Crush is crushing me
Can't you see, it's driving me crazy-y-y-y-y-y-y-i
Candy Crush is crushing me
Candy Crush is crushing me

All I know is it's been over a month
And I can't progress
It's reminding me too much of real life
This doesn't make sense

Candy Crush is crushing me
Can't you see, it's driving me crazy-y-y-y-y-y-y-i
Candy Crush is crushing me
Candy Crush is crushing me

Every time I make a good move I lose
This owl is out to get me
Candy Crush is crushing me
Candy Crush is crushing me

I've pulled so many miracle moves
Out of my ass
Yet somehow I lose
YOU SHALL NOT PASS

Candy Crush is crushing me
Can't you see, it's driving me crazy-y-y-y-y-y-y-i
Candy Crush is crushing me
Candy Crush is crushing me

Candy Crush is crushing me
Can't you see, it's driving me crazy-y-y-y-y-y-y-i
Candy Crush is crushing me
Candy Crush is crushing me

Candy Crush is crushing me
Candy Crush is crushing me

Grumpy Cat Flew (2015) - NSFW Warning

FAWM 2015 - NSFW Warning

Grumpy Cat Flew (25 - Lyrics - Feb 28)

2015-03-01 @ 02:33am
tags: geek lyrics-only needs-collab

What just happened to me?

Lyrics

Fighting for net neutrality
It seems we've won the day
For kitten pics happy and forlorn
For music, for videos, and for porn

Grumpy Cat flew a victory flight
But that frown still held on tight
Because she knew evil companies
Would find another way to fight

When you mess with the internet
The internet messes with you
We will rise from the shadows into sight
And win the internet for consumers rights

Grumpy Cat flew a victory flight
But that frown still held on tight
Because she knew it's always a fight
We gotta keep the pressure on for the sake of

Llamas and dresses and positive post-its
Movies and puppies and amateur comics
Celebrities and nobodies and all of us too
Grumpy Cat flew today for me and you

Oodles Of Zoodles (2015)

FAWM 2015

Oodles Of Zoodles (24 - Lyrics - Feb 28)

2015-03-01 @ 01:47am
tags: fun lyrics-only

Guess what's for dinner?

Lyrics

Took a raw vegan challenge
And I quite adore this food
But I got heart palpitations
Which I deem to be quite rude!

I've got OODLES OF ZOODLES
It's just crazy, oh yeah baby
I've got OODLES OF ZOODLES
I never knew zucchini could be made so tasty

So it's back to beef and liver
Even though I must eat chicken
I've made a few new favorites
Recipes made of win

I've got OODLES OF ZOODLES
It's just crazy, oh yeah baby
I've got OODLES OF ZOODLES
I never knew zucchini could be made so tasty

At my house now there's mango pineapple smoothies
And "nice cream" is better than ice cream!
But the best new food of all
Is from a plant that grows wide and not tall

I've got OODLES OF ZOODLES
It's just crazy, oh yeah baby
I've got OODLES OF ZOODLES
I never knew zucchini could be made so tasty